Uriel paints a scene

You say "It's 9 PM"
You say "the place: Costco parking lot"
You say "It's dark, cool, and windy."
You say "In the car, a child cries."
You say "The crying builds, as the child's parents attempt to figure out how to
load the car."
You say "The poor infant's mother leans into the car to check on the child,
reaching a hand into the seat, only to feel warm dampness."
You say "In short: I hope nobody else ever has to change a baby in the dark in
the rear seat of a car after a huge diaper blowout."